I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
I’ve run out of excuses.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.
You may think I’m a horrible person.
But deep down I’m even worse.
I hope to arrive to my death -
late,
in love,
and a little drunk.
How do I uninstall them?
while running away from us.
Julying!
I think I want to be an a***hole for 1 more year.
whelmed?
and move on.
🙂
Keep your squats low
and your standards high.
Gone crazy.
Be back shortly.
my answer is yes.
🙂
🙂
is a seashell.
🙂
you might as well shine.
🙂
cocktails.
🙂
Summer ---
that crazy Sun of a beach.
Sleeping is hard in the summer
because the blankets are too warm,
but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
I just tried on my summer wardrobe.
The only thing I managed to get into
was a state of panic.
If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed.
I'm ready to make poor life choices
disguised as great summer memories.
In summer, my favorite activity is going back inside.