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I’ve run out of excuses.
I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person.
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They said all dreams come true. They forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.
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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.
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The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
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When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary.
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You may think I’m a horrible person.
But deep down I’m even worse.
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It's so hot my sweat is sweating! 🥵
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It's so Hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette
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I hope to arrive to my death -
late,
in love,
and a little drunk.
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Emotion are gross.
How do I uninstall them?
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Imagine if spiders giggled
while running away from us.
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June is almost over???
Julying!
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I’ll be saving my resolution for 2026.

I think I want to be an a***hole for 1 more year.
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Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee & lie to me about how much we are going to get done today.
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I’m about 200% done with today and about 67% done with tomorrow already.
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Why is no one ever the right amount of
whelmed?
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Just say yikes
and move on.
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Keep your squats low
and your standards high.
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Gone crazy.
Be back shortly.
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If it requires a bikini,
my answer is yes.
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That's what sea said.
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Pretty sure my birth stone
is a seashell.
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If you're going to rise,
you might as well shine.
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It's beginning to look a lot like
cocktails.
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Summer ---
that crazy Sun of a beach.
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Sleeping is hard in the summer
because the blankets are too warm,
but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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I just tried on my summer wardrobe.
The only thing I managed to get into
was a state of panic.
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If you're not barefoot, then you're overdressed.
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I'm ready to make poor life choices
disguised as great summer memories.
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In summer, my favorite activity is going back inside.
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