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my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to my room and shut the door.
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i’m flirting telepathically today so if u start giggling out of nowhere that was me.
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congratulations to people who don’t get obsessed easily. i can’t relate, but i’m sure it’s lovely. unfortunately, i only know how to let things consume my entire soul.
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i am absolutely NOT built for situationships, plz do not speak to me unless u wanna marry me.
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when i try to act mysterious, but i am literally unable to shut my mouth for more than a minute.
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A clean house is a sign of a
broken computer.
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Due to personal reasons,
I’m evil now.
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When you find true love
hold on to it with both hands, because sometimes TACOS can be hard to handle.
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Body type:

Clearly not one to turn down a taco.
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Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful.
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Respect people who wear glasses.

They paid money to see you.
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Let go of the things that are holding you back from a better life.




Like your stupid dreams.
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No matter how bad things get



With your luck they will probably get worse pretty soon.
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Remember when you thought this year was going to be BETTER than last year? 

LOL
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This “killing them with kindness” is taking way longer than I expected.
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Stop worrying if things will work out.





They won’t.
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Hi,
Sorry it took me 5 days to get back to your text. I myself am understaffed at the moment.
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Apart from “life is short”
what other lines do you use before making bad decisions?
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I have terrible ideas
if you need any.
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I’ve never had a problem
that I couldn’t make worse.
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Sometimes my mind wanders off to a happy place where I’m allowed to punch people in the throat, and there are cute puppies and free cake.
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I will not kill my co-workers.
I will not kill my co-workers.
I will not...
OK. Maybe just one.
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🙂 so true...

Can't decide if I want to be cute & cuddly
or go blow something up.

Decisions...decisions...
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My 6-month trial of 2025 is almost over,
and I would like to return it.
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I am too insane to explain
and you are too normal to understand.
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When does season 2 of 2025 start?
I do not like season 1.
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"You can't talk butterfly language
with caterpillar people."
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How to tell you're an adult:
--you gain 30 lbs overnight
--you'd rather sleep than go out
--comfort comes before style
--you have a favorite spatula
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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.
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What the world really needs…
is more love and less paper work.
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