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Tennessee.... absolutely the 84 Dom is Exquisite!!! Imagine a buttery sweet sensation numbing your tongue and warming your spirit... mmmmmmmm albeit a bit pricey,,., but in dream land who cares ? ~ Nutz
I feel sorry for me and my mom... I feel sorry for all of us who are gagging and vomiting and changing dirty bloomers full of fudge pie.. all in the name of LOVE~ Nutz
Now for the poco loco meal of the evening.... I say... some sauteed sweet peas.... marinated in garlic... with A juicy tri tip.. barbequed to perfection medium rare... some buttermilk biscuits and a twice baked potato loaded with butter and sour cream... horseradish for the steak and strawberry pie for dessert!!!!~ nutz
Say what....it's not like anyone ever will know who these folks are...heck...I think we are still anonymous here and YES MISERY LOVES COMPANY...we are all in the same boat here....and you don't have to hop on board. The first time I experienced poo everywhere it traumatized me! So one way to relieve stress is levity...again we are ANONYMOUS here...so I am not changing anything about my posts....!!!!! I don't have any outlets at all, so this is the next best thing and I am sure the others feel that way too. That's what the board is for discussion and if you like it or not sometimes the discussion leads us down roads we sometimes don't like. So call it what you like...there's always a complainer on every board no matter what you write. Some naysayer that always has to step in and muddle things up. Well to heck with you youre not the board police! Still a free country to discuss what we like even though it is about personal issues. So don't ready anymore posts here if it disturbs you so much!
I think we need a heck of a lot more champ!!!!!!! Hey nutz I am a darn good cook too, I can help!
I really don't this thread can be deemed a pity party, on the contrary, it's all about not being alone anymore. I for one, came to this site because I actually thought something was WRONG with ME! not my mom. through reading others stories about what they go through and all the responses, i think we have all come to realize that WE arent the problem and neither are our loved ones. Its the situation that in bad times is pretty horrific all around.
So as to this thread, there are things we laugh about and things that are horrible. Either way, if we dont talk or just get it out. It eats at us. earlier i said i wouldnt talk again about a certain episode with my mother and bathroom issues. That was dang traumatic to ME, but i got it out and i wasnt the only one that had been through it. We arent alone anymore.. and I feel IMHO if it wasnt for this site or this thread then alot of us wouldnt be here still.
Nance, you know it seems that you are a bit judgemental, seeing as your views are the only correct ones here. Perhaps the Oprah show is where you need to vent your anger. and I challenge you to mention the first name of my Mother, ? no ? cant do it ? therefore, I am NEUTRAL and communicating on an anonymous level. ` PLEASE TAKE YOUR HATE ELSEWHERE.~nUTZ
uhhh. Kellybean,, * looking kinda stupid here* what does IMHO mean? <------ I don;t know that one :)= <--------- saber toof can eat ear of corn through knot hole~ nutz
What's that song with the rattling pots and pans? Yackety-yak don't talk back? You guys are killing me :)
Kelley-I also had a very traumatic bathroom experience that I will never forget, and it actually took me two days to get over it because I was so upset. This site has been an absolute godsend, and right now the people here are the only ones I interact with at all, other than docs and the people at the grocery store.
If we have cyber-fights should we get some cyber blow up punching bags? OMG, NUTZ!!! Another Acme product! score :)
LOL Rep.. yah... lessee... flipping through the slaes flyer.... HERE IT IS! turn to page 13... it states " the Acme "handy dandy hinder binder" is guaranteed to prevent unauthorized soiling of underpants, beds and carpets... it emits a low frequencey alarms when the inevitable is about to occur, placing you at an advantageous position to be able to deal with a situation before it become a disaster.! reatails for only 99.99 ( pluse S&H) Express delivery is available via Road Runner Delivery Service!) ( ordering now) ~ Nutz
WHoo hoooooo on the teef.....Kelly bean.. Miz... your boats.here/ yer ship just came in and boy is she a PURDY one.. ooo lookee it even has a picket fence so i can eat corn.. :)~ Nutz
By proceeding, I agree that I understand the following disclosures:
I. How We Work in Washington.
Based on your preferences, we provide you with information about one or more of our contracted senior living providers ("Participating Communities") and provide your Senior Living Care Information to Participating Communities. The Participating Communities may contact you directly regarding their services.
APFM does not endorse or recommend any provider. It is your sole responsibility to select the appropriate care for yourself or your loved one. We work with both you and the Participating Communities in your search. We do not permit our Advisors to have an ownership interest in Participating Communities.
II. How We Are Paid.
We do not charge you any fee – we are paid by the Participating Communities. Some Participating Communities pay us a percentage of the first month's standard rate for the rent and care services you select. We invoice these fees after the senior moves in.
III. When We Tour.
APFM tours certain Participating Communities in Washington (typically more in metropolitan areas than in rural areas.) During the 12 month period prior to December 31, 2017, we toured 86.2% of Participating Communities with capacity for 20 or more residents.
IV. No Obligation or Commitment.
You have no obligation to use or to continue to use our services. Because you pay no fee to us, you will never need to ask for a refund.
V. Complaints.
Please contact our Family Feedback Line at (866) 584-7340 or ConsumerFeedback@aplaceformom.com to report any complaint. Consumers have many avenues to address a dispute with any referral service company, including the right to file a complaint with the Attorney General's office at: Consumer Protection Division, 800 5th Avenue, Ste. 2000, Seattle, 98104 or 800-551-4636.
VI. No Waiver of Your Rights.
APFM does not (and may not) require or even ask consumers seeking senior housing or care services in Washington State to sign waivers of liability for losses of personal property or injury or to sign waivers of any rights established under law.
I agree that:
A.
I authorize A Place For Mom ("APFM") to collect certain personal and contact detail information, as well as relevant health care information about me or from me about the senior family member or relative I am assisting ("Senior Living Care Information").
B.
APFM may provide information to me electronically. My electronic signature on agreements and documents has the same effect as if I signed them in ink.
C.
APFM may send all communications to me electronically via e-mail or by access to an APFM web site.
D.
If I want a paper copy, I can print a copy of the Disclosures or download the Disclosures for my records.
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This E-Sign Acknowledgement and Authorization applies to these Disclosures and all future Disclosures related to APFM's services, unless I revoke my authorization. You may revoke this authorization in writing at any time (except where we have already disclosed information before receiving your revocation.) This authorization will expire after one year.
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You consent to APFM's reaching out to you using a phone system than can auto-dial numbers (we miss rotary phones, too!), but this consent is not required to use our service.
kapow* RR
~ Nutz
I feel sorry for all of us who are gagging and vomiting and changing dirty bloomers full of fudge pie.. all in the name of LOVE~ Nutz
some sauteed sweet peas.... marinated in garlic... with A juicy tri tip.. barbequed to perfection medium rare... some buttermilk biscuits and a twice baked potato loaded with butter and sour cream... horseradish for the steak and strawberry pie for dessert!!!!~ nutz
I think we need a heck of a lot more champ!!!!!!! Hey nutz I am a darn good cook too, I can help!
I really don't this thread can be deemed a pity party, on the contrary, it's all about not being alone anymore. I for one, came to this site because I actually thought something was WRONG with ME! not my mom. through reading others stories about what they go through and all the responses, i think we have all come to realize that WE arent the problem and neither are our loved ones. Its the situation that in bad times is pretty horrific all around.
So as to this thread, there are things we laugh about and things that are horrible. Either way, if we dont talk or just get it out. It eats at us. earlier i said i wouldnt talk again about a certain episode with my mother and bathroom issues. That was dang traumatic to ME, but i got it out and i wasnt the only one that had been through it. We arent alone anymore.. and I feel IMHO if it wasnt for this site or this thread then alot of us wouldnt be here still.
Perhaps the Oprah show is where you need to vent your anger.
and I challenge you to mention the first name of my Mother, ? no ? cant do it ? therefore, I am NEUTRAL and communicating on an anonymous level. ` PLEASE TAKE YOUR HATE ELSEWHERE.~nUTZ
Kelley-I also had a very traumatic bathroom experience that I will never forget, and it actually took me two days to get over it because I was so upset. This site has been an absolute godsend, and right now the people here are the only ones I interact with at all, other than docs and the people at the grocery store.
If we have cyber-fights should we get some cyber blow up punching bags? OMG, NUTZ!!! Another Acme product! score :)
~nutz
Love,
miz
( wiping screen) ~ nutz
i dont whistle alot. my cats think im calling them to dinner. and theyre fat enough already =P
yer ship just came in and boy is she a PURDY one.. ooo lookee it even has a picket fence so i can eat corn.. :)~ Nutz
ok im not sorry =P