Not a question but a rant. Grandma frequently pretends that she can't stand up. More often if there are strangers around. She will start by complaining how she has no strength in her legs and can't stand. She'll add dramatic effect by hitting her legs as she's saying this. Then she'll "try" to get up and then quickly sit back down. I can tell she's not even trying. This will go on and on and on for an hour sometimes. Strangers will ask if we should help her. I say no. I show them she's faking by having everyone leave the room. 5 minutes later, she's walking down the hallway saying that everyone left. The last time it happened when someone that didn't live here was in the house, she came back in afterwards and sat down and got back up without any problems. The person said she's not having a problem anymore. I said it was all an act. I see her sit down and get back up without any problems 10's of times a day. She doesn't stutter or stumble or anything else. She just stands up. I know she can do it. Yet at least once every couple of days, she'll pretend to not be able to stand. She did this last night when it was time to go to bed. She just kept saying she couldn't stand up. So I left and went to my room. Not 2 mins later, she's walking by my room on the way to hers. Why grandma?
Why does this irritate you so much?